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FELIX THE MULE
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PAY HEED ALL WHO ENTER..................THE MULE LEAVES TRACKS
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This is a story of when a gorilla met a bobcat and they mistakingly came across Felix! You see Felix has a mind and rules of his own and you must respect that or else very bad things can happen. Here is a little story of a vactioning business man and a college spring breaker and their "deul with the mule"
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The story begins as three spring breakers leave on an adventure to South Padre Island TX. About the same time there was a man that decieded to take a few days off and head down to the beach for a little rest and relaxation. Little did either know that their paths would ever cross. One looking to get shitty durnk and get as much pussy as possible, and the other just looking for some time away from the office to relax. Neither looking to go mule hunting, but little did they know that you cant hunt the mule; the mule hunts you!<
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THE SAGA BEGINS.............
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.............AND CONTINUES
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On thier first day at the beach the two different groups run in to each other and begin to talk. Almost immeadiatly a member of the spring breakers and the businessman became friends and started partying, with the help of their mexican friend Tecate. Not know at this time was that three days later each of these noble men would get trampled by the wrath of the mule. Each night these two strapping young men would hit the town, not knowing what the nightlife would bring. For the first few nights everything went as planned: Go to the bars, get drunk, check out the women, try to get laid (mainly the spring breaker), and go home to pass out. You see the days were long at their hotel. For it was these two men that are now legends for their assumed role as "POSTMEN" by day and on that third night "mule fighters/survivors." Each of these duties brings with it a great responsibility and honor. You must be diciplined to never leave your post and always keep an eye out for intruders. Alcohol must be your only line of defense as well as your only line of offense once you have captured the prey. One must never be afraid to battle an opponent after a few drinks (for to a postman one is never drunk). As for battling the mule, the attacker must always be aware of his surroundings, come up with witty responses to keep humor on a high, and last but not least the postman must be able to open his eyes and focus the morning after the battle with the mule. The postman's job is never finished even after the mule has been saddled.
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